I WONDER

SOME DAYS ARE WONDERING DAYS....

I WONDER........

IF WE ARE GOING TO GET THE THE ICE AND RAIN THEY ARE FORECASTING....

IF MRS KKKKKK SEES 7 INCHES IN VIENNA.......WILL WE.

IF MY ANIMALS ARE COLD WHEN THE WEATHER DROPS TO THE TEENS......

IF MY FISH WILL BE ALIVE WHEN THE FISH POND FINALLY UNTHAWS......
WE HAVE HAD THE SAME FISH FOR 7 OR SO YEARS...OR WILL THEY BE FROZE BEYOND REGONITION.....

IF THE GROUND HOG IS GOING TO SEE HIS SHADOW.......OR EVEN COME OUT OF HIS HOLE AT ALL...

IF AND WHEN LAYOFFS ,,CLOSURES AND JOBS WILL CEASE ......AND WHAT ELSE WILL HAPPEN FROM DAY TO DAY....WITH THE ECONOMY...

IF GAS PRICES ARE GOING TO GO SKY HIGH AGAIN...OR WILL THEY TAKE A DIVE ..

IF THE SHORTAGES WILL CAUSE MORE VIOLENCE...WHICH IS HAPPENING MORE AND MORE EACH DAY....

IF PANCAKES,,BEANS AND SYRUP IS REALLY GOOD.I'VE NEVER TRIED'M....OR WOULD IT BE MORE LIKE ROAD KILL TO US.....

IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS BSCAEUE POPLEE RINEADG ELISNGH SLOHUD BE ALBE TO
BEZREE RGHIT TORGHUH IT....IF YOU CNAT FRIGUE TIHS OUT IT WLIL BE IN THE
RBLEADAE SNETCENE AT THE BTOTOM OF THE PGAE......

IF A BEAR REALLY SHITS IN THE WOODS.OR IS THAT A SAYING...OR HAS SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT THE BARE FACTS...

IF OUR NEWS STATION IS AS STUPID AS THEY SOUND OR ARE THEY PRETENDING.DUH.....STUPID IS A STUPID DOES..YEAH FORREST GUMP..
ABOUT 30 MILE DOWN RIVER FROM US THEY FOUND A MAN ON HIS COUCH FACE DOWN,,,,HANDS TIED BEHIND HIS BACK ,,,DEAD AT THAT....WELL A WEEK LATER...THE INITIAL REPORT CAME BACK ON THE GUY...NOW CAN YOU BELEIVE THAT AFTER A WEEK THEY FIGURED OUT HIS DEATH MUST HAVE BEEN A HOMICIDE INSTEAD OF NATURAL CAUSES LIKE THEY THOUGHT AT FIRST...WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY COME ACROSS THE BODY....HE TIED HIS OWN HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK AND FELL OVER ON THE COUCH DEAD....PLEASE GOD...DONT LET THESE POLICE PEOPLE EVER HAVE TO HELP ME.....

IF YOU KNOW HOW TO GET 10 HORSES IN NINE STABLES WITHOUT DOUBLING.....MY MOMMA COULD...SHE SHOWED US HOW.....

IF I MUST BE DOWNRIGHT BORED TO EVEN PUT THIS POST ON HERE...WELL..ACTUALLY NO I' M NOT...

IF I WILL EVER MAKE LITTLE SAILOR HATS OUT OF NEWSPAPERS FOR MY GRANDBABIES LIKE OUR MOTHER DID FOR US WHEN WE WERE LITTLE AND SOMETIME WE WOULD EAT OUR POP CORN OUT OF THEM..AND LITTLE SQUARE
NEWSPAPER BOXES WE COULD PUT THINGS IN SHE ALSO MADE FOR US..

IF WE WILL EVER SEE PAPER BAGS ON PEOPLES HEADS NOT FOR ROBBERIES BUT FOR TRICK OR TREATING LIKE WE USED WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP..TO TRICK OR TREAT IN....

IF OUR CHILDREN WILL EVER KNOW WHAT HARD TIMES ARE LIKE..PERHAPS LIVING IN THE NEXT CENTURY WILL BE CLOSER TO HOW THE RECESSION WAS IN OUR PARENTS TIME...

and IF I DONT GET OFF OF HERE,,,,,I AINT NEVER GOING TO GET MY DISHES DONE...

IF THE REASON I STAY SO TIRED IS BECAUSE MY SISTER IN LA MAKES ME TIRED AFTER SHE TELLS ME EVERYTHING SHE IS DOING.."""I GOTTA QUIT ASKING HER WHAT SHES DOING....''IM TIRED THINKING ABOUT IT.....

NOW AS FOR THAT SENTENCE...IT IS ...WAIT..I HAVE TO GO SEE WHAT I WROTE...

IF YOU CAN READ THIS BECAUSE PEOPLE READING ENGLISH SHOULD BE ABLE TO BREEZE RIGHT THROUGH IT...IF YOU CANT FIGURE THIS OUT IT WILL BE AT THE READABLE SENTENCE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE..WHICH IS THIS SENTENCE...

IF'SSS.............THERES COZILLIONS MORE BUT BLAH BLAH BLAH....